The answers to the crossword puzzle: WADI.GRO.ABSORB.TAZ.LAX OMEN.HAD.RESHOE.IVE.EVE NICKNAME.GERMAN.MESSIER ...YEN..MOP..ROBERTO... TOP.WALDO.EES.IRS..HULA UNITS.INTERSTATE.ATOMIC GONG.SPAIN.LUC.AVIS.PET ...VEEP.FDR.BIB.IMAC... GOO.KEYS.OAR.DAWNS.OAFS NUMBER.COWPARSLEY.ASCII URGE..RAT.TWA.SELIG.HEX ...ARMENIA..NBA..DOW... REQUIEM.OBJECT.NEIGHBOR ORE.PTA.SEEYOU.AGO.AIDA ZED.ASP.ELDERS.POM.MODE The missing number in the puzzle, as emphasized in 111-Down, the penulitmate clue, is 45. In fact, the clue numbers skip from 44 to 46, in part because I didn't want to confuse you in the next step, when 45 is to be used literally in the clues, and not as a key into the crossword puzzle! Replacing the numbers with their answers, and inserting "45" into each clue, gives: HEX ASCII 45 VEEP 45 NICKNAME VINYL 45 UNITS ___ 45: GERMAN REQUIEM INTERSTATE 45 NEIGHBOR METS 45 TUG ATOMIC NUMBER 45 MESSIER OBJECT 45 Which give the answers: E AL RPM OPUS TEXAN MCGRAW RHODIUM PLEIADES Transferring letters, we find that the quip begins.. "HE THOUGHT HE WAS A WIT -- AND HE WAS and the final clue is: 45 DEGREES, PERHAPS which, combined with the depicted triangle and the context, completes the quip: "HE THOUGHT HE WAS A WIT -- AND HE WAS __HALF__RIGHT__" The inspiration was XI MAR MCMLXIX or 11 Mar 1969, the day I was born. This puzzle was constructed to celebrate my 45th birthday.